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Your LJ Strip Club by ScreamingDolai
username
The type of joint you run
Your club is called	The Golden Snatch
Sleazy manager	anahata56
Scary bouncer	dragonshyne
Most frequent customer	hanksterz
Highest paid stripper	lyllian
Can do really acrobatic pole tricks	starrynightnf
Just doing this to pay for med school	nsingman
Had to get "enhancements" to make more money	chaptal

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If LJ were a strip club by kikibeth

username

sugar or spice?

you go with

nsingman

bouncer at the door

bayart_news

club manager

drmellow

best...assets

humbleacolyte

can really work a pole

starrynightnf

gives you a lap dance

angmonster

regular local

may_lyn

creepy drunk patron

summerlady

you spend

$5,653

and one I found while I was swiping stuff from sharky!

Strip Tabolous by red_addiction
Your name
Your age
Stipper Name	Exotica
Strip joint you work at	It doesn't really have a name, its so slummy that they couldn't afford a sign, It just has XXX scribbled on the wall with chalk
Your outfit	Anything with pompoms on it
Your average earnings of one night	$104,888,165
Your specialtly	Wet Tee shirt Show
How the customers react	"Can I take you home with me?"

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