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[captain_phil]

swiped from sharkbait

Your LJ Strip Club by ScreamingDolai
username
The type of joint you run	Classy, clean place even militant feminists patronizeTopless only, you demure thing youCelebrity hot spot where Drew Barrymore might make a cameoHardcore all-nudeDon't sit down unless you've Lysol'd the seat
Your club is called	The Golden Snatch
Sleazy manager	anahata56
Scary bouncer	dragonshyne
Most frequent customer	hanksterz
Highest paid stripper	lyllian
Can do really acrobatic pole tricks	starrynightnf
Just doing this to pay for med school	nsingman
Had to get "enhancements" to make more money	chaptal
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and...

If LJ were a strip club by kikibeth
username
sugar or spice?	I like 'em sweetHurt me! Hurt me!
you go with	nsingman
bouncer at the door	bayart_news
club manager	drmellow
best...assets	humbleacolyte
can really work a pole	starrynightnf
gives you a lap dance	angmonster
regular local	may_lyn
creepy drunk patron	summerlady
you spend	$5,653
chance you'll get lucky: 27%
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and one I found while I was swiping stuff from sharky!

Strip Tabolous by red_addiction
Your name
Your age
Stipper Name	Exotica
Strip joint you work at	It doesn't really have a name, its so slummy that they couldn't afford a sign, It just has XXX scribbled on the wall with chalk
Your outfit	Anything with pompoms on it
Your average earnings of one night	$104,888,165
Your specialtly	Wet Tee shirt Show
How the customers react	"Can I take you home with me?"
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