Monday Monday Part Uno

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here's a word for the day from I love Bacon..."Ecouteurism" is listening to others having sex without their consent. "

also on the mailbag today, someone submitted this site. I keep thinking of the sketches they run on Mad TV from time to time where Will Sasso portrays Kenny Rogers on versions of "Jackass", and "Fear Factor"

here's today's
You might need to be patient about improvements you would like to make in your home, PHILLIP. Perhaps your budget doesn't quite allow for you to invest in that new furniture you want. You might have to wait until you can save up more money. Or maybe you are hoping to add a deck or a porch to your house. You might need to find the right contractor or builder to help you with this. Give yourself more time.


now some stuff I swiped from supedujour

LJ Fantasy Role-Playing Adventure LiveJournal Username Weapon of Choice Favorite Job/Class Thief. I'm a kleptomanic, good-looking, ass-kicking rogue!Warrior. Don't mess with me, I have a sword.Mage. BURN BURN BURN! FREEZE FREEZE FREEZE! MUHAHAHA! Name a Random Monster Setting of the adventure Abandoned Train and the Train Station The comic relief weirdo magicwoman The angsty dude with the oh-so-tragic past killiara Insane one who babbles useless irrelevant stuff dizzdvl Always seems to get his pants on fire inthenameofdt ...And the one always responsible for it nuveeena Number of Monsters Encountered 140 Chances of Game Over 18% This Fun Quiz created by Acrimonist at BlogQuiz.Net

Pisces Horoscope at DailyHoroscopes.Biz

and

Thunder ~ 55% Water ~ 70% Wind ~ 62% Earth ~ 70% Fire ~

Change the street change the decade Still the longing's left inside... Your colours are the light blue of the sky and its exact opposite, the fiery crimson. You are likely energetic, ambitious, inquisitive and honest. However, you may sometimes appear insensitive or restless. You could try wearing a Jasper that inspires compassion and tranquillity, or a Peridot that relives irritation and inspires comfort and thus bring you a bit closer to harmony. In detail: Your Ground Chakra, which is associated with the element of fire and represents our basic desires and driving force, and your Throat Chakra, which is associated with the element of wind and represents our desire to learn and communicate, are predominant. Your Creative Chakra, which is associated with the element of earth and represents our need to preserve and grow, and your Heart Chakra, which is associated with the element of water and represents our sense of love and compassion are not quite as prominent. These are the results you will get if you score highly on... None of the four elements: Balance Wind: Gust Fire: Blaze Water: River Earth: Valley Wind & Fire: Thunder Wind & Water: Clouds Wind & Earth: Canyon Fire & Earth: Lava Fire & Water: Tornado Water & Earth: Trees Wind, Fire & Earth: Storm Wind, Fire & Water: Stars Wind, Water & Earth: Forest Fire, Water & Earth: Avalanche All four elements: Harmony

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 57% on water You scored higher than 42% on wind You scored higher than 42% on earth You scored higher than 71% on fire

Link: The Elemental Balance Test written by Nitsuki on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

and now, since I've left you all hanging here's John Prine Monday, one of my favorites and judging by the gathering of pickers singing it at the Vandalia Gathering, it's a favorite of others as well, so here we

Paradise
©John Prine

When I was a child my family would travel
Down to Western Kentucky where my parents were born
And there's a backwards old town that's often remembered
So many times that my memories are worn.

Chorus:
And daddy won't you take me back to Muhlenberg County
Down by the Green River where Paradise lay
Well, I'm sorry my son, but you're too late in asking
Mister Peabody's coal train has hauled it away

Well, sometimes we'd travel right down the Green River
To the abandoned old prison down by Airdrie Hill
Where the air smelled like snakes and we'd shoot with our pistols
But empty pop bottles was all we would kill.

Repeat Chorus:

Then the coal company came with the world's largest shovel
And they tortured the timber and stripped all the land
Well, they dug for their coal till the land was forsaken
Then they wrote it all down as the progress of man.

Repeat Chorus:

When I die let my ashes float down the Green River
Let my soul roll on up to the Rochester dam
I'll be halfway to Heaven with Paradise waitin'
Just five miles away from wherever I am.

Repeat Chorus:



Part Deux coming up after I dine tonight!