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[captain_phil]

EXAMS
A beautiful young woman, about to undergo a minor operation, is lying on a gurney in a hospital corridor awaiting the medical staff. A man in a white coat approaches her, lifts up the sheet, and visually examines her naked body. He walks away and confers with another man in a white coat. The second man then approaches the girl and performs the same examination. When a third man approaches her, she asks impatiently, "These examinations are fine, but when are you going to start the operation?" He shrugs and says, "Your guess is as good as mine, lady. We're just here to paint the halls."

and a Horriblescope that is

You might want to get your chores finished, PHILLIP. Sometimes you avoid doing housework. You can let your laundry pile up for weeks until it is an intimidating tower of clothes. You can avoid mopping and wiping until the grime is three inches thick on your walls and floors. But today you might actually notice that some of these things are a bit out of control. Make time to scrub and scour, and reclaim your living space.


and now for something I've been waiting to say for over a year..... *clears throat* Ahem....

The Pittsburgh Penguins beat the New York Rangers 3-2 last night...