one more ting...

[captain_phil]

THIS SHOULD END ALL THREE BEARS STORIES

Baby Bear goes downstairs and sits in his small chair
at the table. He looks into his small bowl.It is
empty.

"Who's been eating my porridge?!!", he squeaks.

Papa Bear arrives at the big table and sits in his big
chair. He looks into his big bowl, and it is also
empty. "Who's been eating my porridge?!!," he roars.

Momma Bear puts her head through the serving hatch
from the kitchen and yells, "For heaven's sake, how
many times do we have to go through this with you
idiots?"

"It was Momma Bear who got up first,
It was Momma Bear who woke everyone in the house,
It was Momma Bear who made the coffee,
It was Momma Bear who unloaded the dishwasher from
last night, and put everything away,
It was Momma Bear who went out in the cold early
morning air to fetch the newspaper
It was Momma Bear who set the bloody table
It was Momma Bear who put the friggin cat out, cleaned
the litter box, and filled the cat's water and food
dish,and, now that you've decided to drag your sorry
bear-asses downstairs, and grace Momma Bear's kitchen
with your grumpy presence, listen good,cause I'm only
going to say this one more time:




"I HAVEN'T MADE THE FU*#*&NG PORRIDGE YET !!"