some swipage....

[captain_phil]

<td align="center">Aries

You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings.

You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends.

Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius

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	The Twelve Days of Christmas for captain_phil:
Day #	Who?		What they got you
1st	humbleacolyte		A booklet of sexual favors coupons
2nd	bandwenchnoelle		A reverse strip tease
3rd	sharktiger71		A reverse strip tease
4th	enochfallax		syphillis
5th	bandwenchnoelle		A polaroid of their genitals
6th	sharktiger71		most of a dead hooker
7th	sharkbait		A nude portrait of your done from memory - when they were standing outside your bedroom window
8th	sir_cat		a confused homeless man bearing a sign that says, 'i'm a slave for you'
9th	bleach_blonde		a one-man puppet show using three simultaneous puppets
10th	bandwenchnoelle		A signed document releasing their body to you upon their death to do with as you please
11th	sir_cat		a dildo
12th	drmellow		a dusty bottle of absinthe
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