a back to the grind horriblescope...

[captain_phil]

There could be a lot of activity for you at work today involving different groups, PHILLIP. You could find yourself in a company meeting discussing issues that need to be addressed in a powerful way. Or you could be making presentations before clients and inspire them to take your services on exactly the way you propose. This is a good day for expressing persuasive, productive energy in any group setting.


There are few ways that I would have wanted to of been awakened from the dream I was having this morning, and hearing Axl Rose wasn't one of them. Oh well, I had to get up and go to work anyway.

Here's a really bad joke swiped from

Pastry Shop
A guy walks into a pastry shop in the Bahamas.

"How much for the Boston Creme?" he asked.

"$8" replied the clerk behind the counter.

"How about the French Silk?"

"$7.50"

"Ok, how much for the Apple Chess?"

"$9"

What was this man doing? He was looking for the Pie rates of the Caribbean



and now
Christmas In Prison
©John Prine

It was Christmas in prison
and the food was real good
we had turkey and pistols
carved out of wood
and I dream of her always
even when I don't dream
her name's on my tongue
and her blood's in my stream.

Chorus:
Wait awhile eternity
old mother nature's got nothing on me
come to me
run to me
come to me, now
we're rolling
my sweetheart
we're flowing
by God!

She reminds me of a chess game
with someone I admire
or a picnic in the rain
after a prairie fire
her heart is as big
as this whole goddamn jail
and she's sweeter than saccharine
at a drug store sale.

Chorus:

The search light in the big yard
swings round with the gun
and spotlights the snowflakes
like the dust in the sun
it's Christmas in prison
there'll be music tonight
I'll probably get homesick
I love you. Goodnight.

Chorus: