today's horriblescope...

[captain_phil]

Today you could be in an outrageous, sassy mood, PHILLIP. The planets will be stirring up your sense of daring and fun. You might make some flirtatious remarks to someone, captivating their interest with your naughty wit. Or you could make your friends or family members collapse with laughter as you regale them with your clever stories. It's a good day for being "big." So allow yourself to express your wacky, humorous side.