The horriblescope

[captain_phil]

The circumstances of the last few days may have lowered your morale a bit, PHILLIP. If your self-confidence is a little shaky at the moment, today is the day to conquer this problem head-on! Indeed, this would be a very good moment to establish an offensive strategy that will help you feel good again! You may have lost the battle, but it is only a temporary setback. You can count on winning the war!