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Jan. 23rd, 2006 06:12 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_philStarting off is this little news item. Parenting at it's best!
Today you should pay attention to those sudden moments of intuition that could come to you, PHILLIP. Sometimes you don't trust your instincts. You ignore those impulses, and then you regret it later! Try to be more trusting today. Allow yourself to register impressions about people and events. You could pick up on some revealing undercurrents that could prove useful to you. You might hear about a family secret or a business lead today.
And now, for John Prine Monday, ,
HOW MUCH TEQUILA (DID I DRINK LAST NIGHT?)
© Steve Goodman and John Prine
How much tequila did I drink last night?
It's really anybody's guess.
I poured them so fast,
I couldn't keep them in the glass,
But this morning I sure am a mess.
My head is four or five times its normal size
And I got this big old cactus stuck between my eyes.
I can't recall a single thing I did or said
Or the names of all these people sleeping in this bed.
Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,
Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?
How did I get these cuts and bruises all over my body?
I must have fallen down somehow.
I believe it had something to do with karate
-- It's all coming back to me now.
I was standing in a bar with King Kong's cousin,
He must have been seven foot three.
His elbow gave me a bump, and so I said "Hey, chump,
Would you like to step outside with me?"
Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,
Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?
My mouth is filled with cotton and my brain is sore.
I left last night's dinner on this morning's floor.
My stomach is swollen and my eyeballs shrunk.
I drank so much that my hair got drunk.
I see a big old worm about ten feet long
Hallucinating purple cows.
Somebody moved the furniture while I was gone.
Uh oh, this is not my house.
I could call us a taxi on the telephone
If I only knew where we are.
I guess I'm gonna have to drive myself back home
As soon as I can find the car.
Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,
Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night? that was recorded by Steve Goodman.
one last thing....
Go Steelers!!!!!!
Today you should pay attention to those sudden moments of intuition that could come to you, PHILLIP. Sometimes you don't trust your instincts. You ignore those impulses, and then you regret it later! Try to be more trusting today. Allow yourself to register impressions about people and events. You could pick up on some revealing undercurrents that could prove useful to you. You might hear about a family secret or a business lead today.
And now, for John Prine Monday, ,
HOW MUCH TEQUILA (DID I DRINK LAST NIGHT?)
© Steve Goodman and John Prine
How much tequila did I drink last night?
It's really anybody's guess.
I poured them so fast,
I couldn't keep them in the glass,
But this morning I sure am a mess.
My head is four or five times its normal size
And I got this big old cactus stuck between my eyes.
I can't recall a single thing I did or said
Or the names of all these people sleeping in this bed.
Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,
Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?
How did I get these cuts and bruises all over my body?
I must have fallen down somehow.
I believe it had something to do with karate
-- It's all coming back to me now.
I was standing in a bar with King Kong's cousin,
He must have been seven foot three.
His elbow gave me a bump, and so I said "Hey, chump,
Would you like to step outside with me?"
Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,
Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night?
My mouth is filled with cotton and my brain is sore.
I left last night's dinner on this morning's floor.
My stomach is swollen and my eyeballs shrunk.
I drank so much that my hair got drunk.
I see a big old worm about ten feet long
Hallucinating purple cows.
Somebody moved the furniture while I was gone.
Uh oh, this is not my house.
I could call us a taxi on the telephone
If I only knew where we are.
I guess I'm gonna have to drive myself back home
As soon as I can find the car.
Tell me how, tell me how, tell me how, tell me how,
Tell me how much tequila did I drink last night? that was recorded by Steve Goodman.
one last thing....
Go Steelers!!!!!!
