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[captain_phil]

You Are Fozzie Bear

"Wocka! Wocka!" You're the life of the party, and you love making people crack up. If only your routine didn't always bomb! You may find more groans than laughs, but always keep the jokes coming.

The Muppet Personality Test

and this is swiped from countessgregula

Make a list of 10 statements about yourself:
* 4 of the 10 statements must be lies.
* Post your list and have people guess which four are lies.
* Do the same in your LJ, so we can guess about you.

1. I once got an email from Ted Nugent.

2. I once streaked a garden club meeting

3. I have eaten the worm from a bottle of mezcal once

4. I can't eat chicken liver.

5. I played Oboe in Jr. High

6. I scorched my eyebrows once in a grilling mishap

7. I worked with the star of "Judging Amy" once

8. I auditioned for the role of an oompa loompa in a production of "Willy Wonka" once

9. I'm not wearing socks right now.

10. I have an odd shaped birthmark on my inner thigh