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[captain_phil]

First off this morning all kindsa goodies from Ilovebacon.com. including this NSFW Item, and this little ditty, also NSFW.

Here's some work safe pics from today, including one for nsingman's

I've waited a while in offices before, but never long enough for buzzards to show up



and what a name for a garage


and last one for Noah



Here's something swiped from countessgregula,

the Idiot Savant (42% dark, 46% spontaneous, 42% vulgar)

your humor style: VULGAR | SPONTANEOUS | LIGHT You like things silly, immediate, and, above all, outrageous. Ixne on the subtle word play, more testicles on fire, please. People like you are the most likely to RECEIVE internet forwards--and also the most likely to save them in a special folder entitled 'HOLY SHIT'. Because it's so easily appreciated, and often wacky and physical, your sense of humor never ceases to amuse your friends. Most realize that there's a sly intelligence and a knowing wink to your tastes. Your sense of humor could be called 'anti-pretentious'--but paradoxically enough, that indicates you're smarter than most. PEOPLE LIKE YOU: Johnny Knoxville - Jimmy Kimmel The 3-Variable Funny Test! - it rules - If you're interested, try my latest: The Terrorism Test

My test tracked 3 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 25% on darkness You scored higher than 51% on spontaneity You scored higher than 58% on vulgarity

Link: The 3 Variable Funny Test written by jason_bateman on Ok Cupid, home of the 32-Type Dating Test

Here's

RUSH
Ceiling Unlimited

It's not the heat
It's the inhumanity
Plugged into the sweat of a summer street
Machine gun images pass
Like malice through a looking glass

The slackjaw gaze
Of true profanity
Feels more like surrender than defeat
If culture is the curse of the thinking class
If culture is the curse of the thinking class

Ceiling unlimited
World so wide
Turn and turn again

Feeling unlimited
Still unsatisfied
Changes never end

The vacant laugh
Of true insanity
Dressed up in the mask of Tragedy
Programmed for the guts and glands
Of idle minds and idle hands

I rest my case -
Or at least my vanity
Dressed up in the mask of Comedy
If laughter is a straw for a drowning man
If laughter is a straw for a drowning man

Ceiling unlimited
Windows open wide
Look and look again

Feeling unlimited
Eyes on the prize
Changes never end

Winding like an ancient river
The time is now again

Hope is like an ancient river
The time is now again



Work has been pretty routine the past couple of days, I now have to carry stuff to troubleshoot telephone problems in my truck, where I'm going to stow it, I have no idea! Yesterday afternoon was spent repairing a signal leak in an underground subdivision, great day for playing in the dirt for sure. I came home, had dinner, and despite my intentions of going to the gym, I dozed off and woke in time to see the Blue Jackets game, I guess the Pod Jackets were waiting in the locker room to replace the actual team during the first intermission, great comeback win, but even Pod Denis makes me nervous in goal.

This morning I thought something was kicking rocky's ass because he was making a lot of noise after I let him out, but I think he was just trying to protect me from a deer or something.