Today's Horriblescope

[captain_phil]

Today you could be concerned about your physical vitality, PHILLIP. It's a good day to make plans to improve your health. You might benefit from starting a vigorous exercise program. Right now you are carrying around a lot of intense emotional energy, and you might need a powerful release. If you start getting into better shape, you'll feel better. And sweating out those toxins might just make you a new man!

and now, to bed