Friday Funnies

[captain_phil]

Little Kevin was in his 5th grade class when the
teacher asked the children what their fathers did for
a living. All the typical answers came up:fireman,
policeman, salesman, etc. Kevin was being
uncharacteristically quiet & so the teacher asked him
about his father.
"My father's an exotic dancer in a gay bar & takes off
all his clothes in front of other men."
The teacher, obviously shaken by this statement,
hurriedly set the other children to work on some
coloring, & took little Kevin aside to ask him, "Is
that really true about your father?"

"No," said Kevin, "He plays for the Chicago
Blackhawks, but I was too embarrassed to say that in
front of the other kids."