Friday Featz
Mar. 31st, 2006 05:59 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_philHappy Birthday to ![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
whiskeyjenny
and now
The news of the world...
Woman Accidently Shoots Husband in "Shania Twain Sex Game"
I coulda borrowed this kid when I was trying to get the Hagar The Horrible Figure out of the claw machine that time..
Truck used in Brokeback Mountian is for sale!
and a yard sale from
Ya know I can't help but think of the old AM radio call in sales show out of Ronceverte when I was a kid running an ad for this yard sale. "We have some cookware, lawn furniture, children's clothing, a wringer washing machine, some border collie pups, and some almost new sex toys" Ok, sorry, it's too early in the morning for that!
Next up,
You could be in a forgiving mood, PHILLIP. There is no heart quite so big as the heart of an Aries! You might decide to make peace with someone who has pressed your buttons in the past. Although you and this person might not always get along, you might respect each other, anyway. Try to build a line of communication between you. Reach out and embrace the differences in each other.
And now I present..
Little Feat
Time Loves a Hero!
Well they say time loves a hero
but only time will tell
If he's real, he's a legend from heaven
If he ain't he was sent here from hell
Hear me well
Seein' ain't always believin'
Just make sure it's the truth that you're seein'
Eyes sometimes lie, eyes sometimes lie
They can be real deceivin'
I got an Uncle in Puerto Rico
Spends his days in the sun
his nights in the casinos
He left the States many years ago
Took a fishin' boat to Puerto Rico
Now my aunt, she is sad and lonely
She'll never know that she drove him away
As a coward I admire his courageous ways
Well they say time loves a hero
but only time will tell
If he's real, he's a legend from heaven
If he ain't he was sent here from hell
Some say my uncle, that he's a zero
His life is as a shell, he left it back at Stateside
I'd say he's doin' pretty well, without his shell
Bumming 'round the beaches of Puerto Rico
The beauty of the sunrise and sunset
To his friends he wish he could tell
They're at home still runnin' for bells
Better San Juan than that blue collar hell
Well they say time loves a hero
but only time will tell
If he's real, he's a legend from heaven
If he ain't he was sent here from hell
That's about it for now, in about 10 1/2 hours "captain_phil gone wild: Spring Break 2006" will officially kick off! wooooooooo
whiskeyjennyand now
The news of the world...
Woman Accidently Shoots Husband in "Shania Twain Sex Game"
I coulda borrowed this kid when I was trying to get the Hagar The Horrible Figure out of the claw machine that time..
Truck used in Brokeback Mountian is for sale!
and a yard sale from
Ya know I can't help but think of the old AM radio call in sales show out of Ronceverte when I was a kid running an ad for this yard sale. "We have some cookware, lawn furniture, children's clothing, a wringer washing machine, some border collie pups, and some almost new sex toys" Ok, sorry, it's too early in the morning for that!
Next up,
You could be in a forgiving mood, PHILLIP. There is no heart quite so big as the heart of an Aries! You might decide to make peace with someone who has pressed your buttons in the past. Although you and this person might not always get along, you might respect each other, anyway. Try to build a line of communication between you. Reach out and embrace the differences in each other.
| People Envy Your Ingenuity |
 You're a person with unique ideas, big plans, and a zany outlook on life. Many people look to you for inspiration. People envy your creativity and "who cares?" attitude. They feel very ordinary next to you - and they usually are! |
And now I present..
Little Feat
Time Loves a Hero!
Well they say time loves a hero
but only time will tell
If he's real, he's a legend from heaven
If he ain't he was sent here from hell
Hear me well
Seein' ain't always believin'
Just make sure it's the truth that you're seein'
Eyes sometimes lie, eyes sometimes lie
They can be real deceivin'
I got an Uncle in Puerto Rico
Spends his days in the sun
his nights in the casinos
He left the States many years ago
Took a fishin' boat to Puerto Rico
Now my aunt, she is sad and lonely
She'll never know that she drove him away
As a coward I admire his courageous ways
Well they say time loves a hero
but only time will tell
If he's real, he's a legend from heaven
If he ain't he was sent here from hell
Some say my uncle, that he's a zero
His life is as a shell, he left it back at Stateside
I'd say he's doin' pretty well, without his shell
Bumming 'round the beaches of Puerto Rico
The beauty of the sunrise and sunset
To his friends he wish he could tell
They're at home still runnin' for bells
Better San Juan than that blue collar hell
Well they say time loves a hero
but only time will tell
If he's real, he's a legend from heaven
If he ain't he was sent here from hell
That's about it for now, in about 10 1/2 hours "
captain_phil gone wild: Spring Break 2006" will officially kick off! wooooooooo
