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Today's Horriblescope,

Today you might be interested in spending time with unusual people, PHILLIP. You could be drawn to exotic, eccentric types whose energy is very different from your own. You might have fun hanging out with artistic people. Or you could attend a launch party hosted by some young dotcom types. You'll have fun bouncing energy off of people who are stimulating and fun. So be open to spending time in a different setting.

Finally one that panned out! I was at a call today and the customer was an 80 year old german lady, she was very close to adopting me! Customers like that really make service calls enjoyable, too bad they are few and far between.

Here's a little Somethin for [livejournal.com profile] sharktiger71,

Brak: Here's a lovely song about my favorite food.
Lima, lentil, soy, and pinto,
Navy, northern, and garbanzo,
Kidneys and frijoles negros,
I love beans!

I love beans, woo woo woo!
I love beans, how 'bout you?
High in fiber, low in fat.
Hey, I bet you didn't know that!

When I eat beans I sit in my own little cloud.
Nobody comes to visit me in my little cloud.
I don't know why. Maybe it's 'cause I'm cuttin' muffins. Because-

I love beans, hey hey hey!
I love beans every day!
Beans are an excellent source of protein.
I love beans, dinky-doo!



and as threatened earlier in the week, I've started scanning the old pics! In case anyone wonders why I never totally embraced the regional culture, this pic

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Thats an early 70s version of me,sporting a WVU shirt and that's Mom with the way cool perm.

and this just in from emule... an Early Friday Funny...



One on the inside of each thigh. On one side she gets a likeness of Eric
Clapton, and on the other side Jeff Beck.

Feeling the need to celebrate the finishing touches on her body art, she
strolls off to a bar for a few drinks. After several cocktails she's
feeling pretty good. She turns to a couple of guys sitting next to her,
hikes up her skirt and says "So, do you two recognize these guys." One of
the guys says "I don't know the two on the sides, but the one in the
middle looks like Billy Gibbons."

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