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[captain_phil]

Today you could get in touch with people from your past, PHILLIP. You might hear from an old acquaintance from your school days. Or you might bump into someone you used to work with. Pay attention to these interesting coincidences. This person could be crossing your path for a reason. So make some time to chat and to get caught up on news, because you might be able to help each other out.



Bathroom
A husband and wife were in the bathroom getting ready for work when the husband looked at his wife and said, "I gotta have you!"

He backed her up against the bathroom door, pulled down her panties and ravaged her. He knew he was doing great because she screamed and wiggled more than she ever had before.

When he finished, he started putting his clothes back on and when he noticed his wife still writhing against the door he said, "That was the best, honey. You've never moved like that before, you didn't hurt yourself did you?"

His wife said, "No, no. I'll be OK once I can get the doorknob out of my ass."

Nothin really new here, I was on customer service yesterday, had a hell of a time getting a computer to link up with a Modem, and ended up running it off of USB, after trying two different ethernet cards. Yep, I do network crap from time to time too, unwillingly of course.

I was going to work on cleaning up my truck, but duty called, and I had to go over to WV to chase down a bad span of cable, after finding it and the customer was cool with us not being able to get a crew out to replace it (it's in backlot hell, there's no way they could safely replace it after hours), I came back home and worked on cleaning out the front of the truck a bit until I gave up because there's no room for stuff in the truck. but that's the subject of another days rant...

Today's Rant is.. Shick Quatro razors, these things SUCK!! whiskers get all gummed up in between the blades etc. I had to go through two blades before I finally gave up and got the disposable one and finished shaving. It's almost enough to make me go join the Russian Orthodox Monastary,almost that is!