captain_phil | Swipage, Little Feat, The Horriblescope, and Coco the Colossal Colon

***Edited Because I got the Name of the Colon Wrong***

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<td align="center"> As it turns out, captain_phil is aroused by ...

Little Red Riding Hood

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<td align="center"> captain_phil --
[adjective]:

Tasting like strawberries

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here's some I found while swipin

<td align="center"> captain_phil will go to jail for ...

Mooning some cops

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<td align="center">captain_phil's sexual nickname:

"Trouser Anaconda"

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<td align="center">20% Ghetto ...
Not Ghetto.

You are not ghetto. You enjoy sex, but you wouldn’t risk your life or reputation as a seductive lover to get some.

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<td align="center">Aries

You are so full of energy, you constantly attract hotties, and you are always the dominant one in the sack. It is very easy for you approach people because you have so much confidence and you are very forward about your feelings.

You are very likely to have lots of sexual partners, (sometimes all at once), and be the most sexually experienced of any of your friends.

Sex matches: Gemini, Leo, Sagittarius

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ah if only some of those were true....

I Didn't Just hear that on the Channel 13 news, no I didnt. Sara Lieu was doing a feature on the Chili Cookoff this weekend. One of the features this year will be "Coco the Colossal colon", a 4 foot tall 40 foot long colon that kids can walk through to learn about the colon.

I'm not going to say anymore about that, now it's time for the
You might want to focus on getting your financial affairs in better order, PHILLIP. Sometimes you find it difficult to pay those bills on time or keep your checking account balanced. But try to take care of these things now. You might need to become more disciplined with handling money. Although it can be challenging to stick to a budget, perhaps you would be more successful if you created one.

Jump start my heart I'm all broke down
Hot wired and short of cash just outside of town
Roll the dice, I'll take the chance
Played out... there ain't no doubt I need a new romance

Seems I'm short a dime on my nickel bet
Waitin' for my number, but it ain't come up yet
Change my luck.. I'm on my knees
Let's see how good it gets

Shake me up, (shake me up)
Shake me up, (shake me up)
Shake me up
Baby I can take it
Don't care how ya do it
Just shake it

Spendthrift and foolish, beaten like a mule
Cotton mouthed... so confused... stumblin' like a fool
Hold me up... I'm sinkin' low...
I got... one shot... so come on girl let's go

Got that kinda something that turns my head around
Got the walk... got the talk
Let's take it on downtown

Shake me up, (shake me up)
Shake me up, (shake me up)
Shake me up
Come on girl get to it
I don't care how ya do it
Just shake me

Sounds like a diamond back, feels like a heart attack
When ya shake it
Love the way ya move and everything you do
Got me runnin' hot... I'm shakin now... so please don't stop

I got it bad but baby that's no crime
On a flight tomorrow night... somewhere down the line
Treat me right, shake me while you can
Feel free... give me everything you can

Shake me up, (shake me up)
Shake me up, (shake me up)
Shake me up
Baby let's get through it
I don't care how ya do it
Just shake me