Odds and Ends

[captain_phil]

Here's today's horriblescope. You might want to reorganize your time right now, PHILLIP. You can probably see that things aren't flowing as smoothly as they should. Perhaps you should think of asking family members for more help with household tasks, or consider indulging yourself by hiring a housekeeper. Consider making the grocery list and asking someone else to take care of the shopping. Delegating tasks will free up enormous amounts of your time, without taking up too much of theirs. And they will be delighted if you are able to spend more of this quality time with them!
Hmmm a housekeeper. I wonder how much extra I'd have to pay for one to wear one of those French Maid outifts...

Now some stuff from the NSFW News

Ex-Judge denies using sex device in court

Hot Coffee and Sex Scene upsets law enforcement

And now, U.K. Sex Toy Retailer is looking for people to test a new pill that will change the taste of semen.

and in other news....

From the ilovebacon.com mailbag.

Virginia Teen Sets Record for pi recitation

Monty Python in Legovision, very well done

And in the spam of the world, I'm now getting spam for a free 11 part email course on how to be a hypnotist. So along with all the other stuff I can get via spam, I can now hypnotize people! Yeah!!!


Better get ready for a day of fun and adventure at work today. wheeee