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captain_philI think I'll need some heavier artillery to get this cold out of my system. maybe it's time to get some Bacardi 151! A batch of General Tso's Chicken would work wonders too.
I guess I'll venture out after work today and do some shopping, then watch a few more eps of "The Trailer Park Boys". Look out![[livejournal.com profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/external/lj-userinfo.gif)
sharkbait, it's a TV show that I'm hooked on, you should be afraid, very afraid!
Thats all for this morning except for a warm and fuzzy Today should be a pleasant social day for you, PHILLIP. People around you should be in good spirits, and you will have nice conversations with them. At home, your romantic partner will be in a great mood, and you will have a pleasant evening together. If you have kids, they, too, will be open to playing and chatting in a harmonious way. Enjoy the light-heartedness that surrounds you. You deserve some fun!
and here are some words of wisdom from I love Doctor Visit
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked," Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I've never done either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, ballooning or rock climbing?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?"
"No," I said. "I've never done any of those things."
He looked at me and asked, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?
I guess I'll venture out after work today and do some shopping, then watch a few more eps of "The Trailer Park Boys". Look out
sharkbait, it's a TV show that I'm hooked on, you should be afraid, very afraid!Thats all for this morning except for a warm and fuzzy Today should be a pleasant social day for you, PHILLIP. People around you should be in good spirits, and you will have nice conversations with them. At home, your romantic partner will be in a great mood, and you will have a pleasant evening together. If you have kids, they, too, will be open to playing and chatting in a harmonious way. Enjoy the light-heartedness that surrounds you. You deserve some fun!
and here are some words of wisdom from I love Doctor Visit
I recently picked a new primary care physician. After two visits and exhaustive lab tests, he said I was doing "fairly well" for my age.
A little concerned about that comment, I couldn't resist asking him, "Do you think I'll live to be 80?"
He asked," Well, do you smoke tobacco or drink beer/wine?"
"Oh no," I replied. "I've never done either."
Then he asked, "Do you eat rib-eye steaks and barbecued ribs?"
I said "No, I've heard that all red meat is very unhealthy!"
"Do you spend a lot of time in the sun, like playing golf, sailing, ballooning or rock climbing?"
"No, I don't," I said.
He said, "Do you gamble, drive fast cars, or sexually fool around?"
"No," I said. "I've never done any of those things."
He looked at me and asked, "Then why do you give a shit if you live to be 80?
