since this is making the rounds..

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If LJ Were a High School by Karen_Walker
Username
Your Status	FreshmanSophomoreJuniorSeniorEnglish TeacherHistory TeacherMath TeacherScience TeacherChoir DirectorGym TeacherPrincipalSchool Secretary
Lunch Lady	kuragaritenshi
Head Cheerleader	countessgregula
Quarterback	itzwicks
Prom Queen	ratherberidin12
Gang Member	nursemae
Band Geek	brookiegirl
Theatre Geek	whiskeyjenny
Chess Club Captain	inthenameofdt
Loner Goth Kid	goldy42
Class Clown	bandwenchnoelle