swiped from all around!

[captain_phil]

The dirty version first

	Dear Cupid, This year, I've had my ups and downs in the love department.
I pretended to be the ghost of Jim Morrison to sleep with Msanborn – and it worked. Sharkbait painted a nude portrait of me. Msanborn left a huge flaming vagina on my yard American Beauty style.
So, as you can see, it's been a hectic year. Can you please make Msanborn fall in love with me this Valentine's day? Sincerely,
Take this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com
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and the clean version, but much scarier

	Dear Cupid, This year, I've had my ups and downs in the love department.
I sang a love song to Tarpo but they lost their life long love of music. The restraining order that Tarpo put on me was upped to 500 feet. Humbleacolyte got me drunk so that they could convince me to do my karaoke version of I’ve Had the Time of My Life from Dirty Dancing.
So, as you can see, it's been a hectic year. Can you please make Lyllian fall in love with me this Valentine's day? Sincerely,
Take this Quiz at QuizGalaxy.com
( or, take the 'adult' version at QuizUniverse.com )