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[captain_phil]

swiped from sb_pyrat

If You Ruled the Land . . . by wackyweasel
Your first name:
How you gained your rule:	Military coup, of course! They never saw it coming . . .Walked in and took the throne while they were at lunchRightful heir!!Strategic poisoning . . .Mind controlAsked for it really nicely, 'pretty please'No idea . . .
Your title is:	Your Royal Beauteous Grace on High
Your symbol is:	a crown, because, um, you wear one
You rule from:	a cloud castle - so fluffy . . .
At your side is:	your Jack Russel terrier, Wishbone Jr.
Your enforcers, troops, and guards are all:	fanservicey cat-people
Your most popular law is:	No more speakers on cars that rattle windows of homes
Your least popular law is:	Pinky swearing equals a binding contract
Your worst enemy is:	a poorly-chewed pretzel
Your popularity rating is:	12%
Your chance of being overthrown is:	38%