ah!!!

[captain_phil]

now the government knows there's a single guy of irish/welsh/austrian ancestory that leaves for work at 11 minutes after 7 in the morning, has indoor plumbing, has a job, makes X amount of money, and used Dow Scrubbing Bubbles on the counter used to fill out the sheet.


I won't be able to do any skinny dippin in the pool this summer once those black helicopters start circling the place