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The replacement phone showed up yesterday, I have to take the old one down to the shop to see if they can get the numbers transferred over to the new one.
Here's a joke that someone on
An old southern Baptist country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects: A Bible, A silver dollar, A bottle of whisky, A Playboy magazine "I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself, "and when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up.
If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be!
If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be okay, too.
But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that would be!
And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be a skirt-chasin' bum."
The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room. The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink while he admired this month's centerfold. "Lord have mercy," the old preacher muttered in disgust, "he's gonna be a Congressman."
Ok, am I the only person that thinks CBS's new series "Kid Nation" is a really dumb idea? Sheesh
And on the local news!
The recount for the table gaming vote didn't change a thing! Now we can have a "Destination Resort"! I read that the downsized the concert venue from the original design because the Charleston Civic Center was afraid of competition.
Oh and there's a football game coming up in Huntington! I saw a shirt on TV, top 10 reasons to cheer for WVU, I can't remember all of it but the highlights were "10. You don't have Chad and Randy. 9. Oh that's right, we beat you when you had Chad and Randy".
I'm glad to see football here, it means cool weather is around the corner, which means... Ice Hockey!!!! wooooo!!
In other news, here's a band I heard on The Big Show the other morning, I really dig these guys. The Zac Brown Band. The song "Toes" is my favorite so far, with "Chicken Fried" a close second.
That's about all for now! Stay tuned for more thrilling updates, same bat time, same bat channel!!
The replacement phone showed up yesterday, I have to take the old one down to the shop to see if they can get the numbers transferred over to the new one.
Here's a joke that someone on
An old southern Baptist country preacher had a teenage son, and it was getting time the boy should give some thought to choosing a profession. Like many young men, the boy didn't really know what he wanted to do, and he didn't seem too concerned about it. One day, while the boy was away at school, his father decided to try an experiment. He went into the boy's room and placed on his study table four objects: A Bible, A silver dollar, A bottle of whisky, A Playboy magazine "I'll just hide behind the door," the old preacher said to himself, "and when he comes home from school this afternoon, I'll see which object he picks up.
If it's the Bible, he's going to be a preacher like me, and what a blessing that would be!
If he picks up the dollar, he's going to be a businessman, and that would be okay, too.
But if he picks up the bottle, he's going to be a no-good drunkard, and, Lord, what a shame that would be!
And worst of all, if he picks up that magazine he's gonna be a skirt-chasin' bum."
The old man waited anxiously, and soon heard his son's footsteps as he entered the house whistling and headed for his room. The boy tossed his books on the bed, and as he turned to leave the room he spotted the objects on the table. With curiosity in his eye, he walked over to inspect them. Finally, he picked up the Bible and placed it under his arm. He picked up the silver dollar and dropped it into his pocket. He uncorked the bottle and took a big drink while he admired this month's centerfold. "Lord have mercy," the old preacher muttered in disgust, "he's gonna be a Congressman."
Ok, am I the only person that thinks CBS's new series "Kid Nation" is a really dumb idea? Sheesh
And on the local news!
The recount for the table gaming vote didn't change a thing! Now we can have a "Destination Resort"! I read that the downsized the concert venue from the original design because the Charleston Civic Center was afraid of competition.
Oh and there's a football game coming up in Huntington! I saw a shirt on TV, top 10 reasons to cheer for WVU, I can't remember all of it but the highlights were "10. You don't have Chad and Randy. 9. Oh that's right, we beat you when you had Chad and Randy".
I'm glad to see football here, it means cool weather is around the corner, which means... Ice Hockey!!!! wooooo!!
In other news, here's a band I heard on The Big Show the other morning, I really dig these guys. The Zac Brown Band. The song "Toes" is my favorite so far, with "Chicken Fried" a close second.
That's about all for now! Stay tuned for more thrilling updates, same bat time, same bat channel!!
