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[captain_phil]

Actual Article Headlines from this weeks "Weekly World News".


World's First Bigfoot Hooker Tells All.

Polygamist's Candid Confession: I married Siamese Twins, All the Kinky Details, All the Shocking Pictures

Doc's remove unicycle from 590-pound Clowns Butt

Massive Zit set to explode

Worldwide Toilet Paper Shortage Looms

Minister Touts 'Jesus Condoms" to End Teenage Sex (the condoms have WWJD on them)

Hero Chihuahua Bites off Grizzly's nuts to save mistress

Giant Pigeon Terrorizes New York

and the headline of the century...

Kiss my magic butt- and win the lottery



and now on
Polyphonic Spree? WTF is with the robes? It looks like either a cult or a bad production of Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dream Coat

Ok, they are Scaring the crap out of me!

I bet their Theremin player has to fight off the groupies

Ok, I'm just confused now, it's like the bastard children of ELP, a high school drama club, The Grateful Dead, and the Branch Davidians.

It's like a really bad train wreck.....

help me...