Captain Phil Digs a Hole!
Feb. 28th, 2004 03:00 pm![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_philI've been working on a small garden plot in my backyard today, well, it's an excuse to be outside and smoke a cigar while I work on my tan.
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sharkbait gave me some material for enterainment, and quite frankly, this scares even ME!! Not even a weathergirl thrown in could save it.
so be
The Adventure Of The Gopher
Nature Boy and Christina were out for a Groovy Valentine's walk in the woodshed. As they went, Christina rested her hand on Nature Boy's right nut. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so Flowing, Nature Boy was filled with Bitchin dread.
"Do you suppose it's Shitty here?" he asked Passionately.
"You Hellacious silly," Christina said, tickling Nature Boy with her Bluesman. "It's completely Trippin'."
Just then, a Hellagood gopher leapt out from behind a Coffeemaker and robbed Christina in the butt. "Aaargh!" Christina screamed.
Things looked Sick. But Nature Boy, although he was Bootylicious, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a Burger King and, Like salt through a goose, beat the gopher Heartily until it ran off. "That will teach you to bitch slap innocent people."
Then he clasped Christina close. Christina was bleeding Leisurely. "My darling," Nature Boy said, and pressed his lips to Christina's ear.
"I love you," Christina said Rapidly, and expired in Nature Boy's arms.
Nature Boy never loved again.
On that note, back to work
once again
sharkbait gave me some material for enterainment, and quite frankly, this scares even ME!! Not even a weathergirl thrown in could save it.so be
The Adventure Of The Gopher
Nature Boy and Christina were out for a Groovy Valentine's walk in the woodshed. As they went, Christina rested her hand on Nature Boy's right nut. It was the most romantic walk ever. But even though the day was so Flowing, Nature Boy was filled with Bitchin dread.
"Do you suppose it's Shitty here?" he asked Passionately.
"You Hellacious silly," Christina said, tickling Nature Boy with her Bluesman. "It's completely Trippin'."
Just then, a Hellagood gopher leapt out from behind a Coffeemaker and robbed Christina in the butt. "Aaargh!" Christina screamed.
Things looked Sick. But Nature Boy, although he was Bootylicious, knew he had to save his love. He grabbed a Burger King and, Like salt through a goose, beat the gopher Heartily until it ran off. "That will teach you to bitch slap innocent people."
Then he clasped Christina close. Christina was bleeding Leisurely. "My darling," Nature Boy said, and pressed his lips to Christina's ear.
"I love you," Christina said Rapidly, and expired in Nature Boy's arms.
Nature Boy never loved again.
On that note, back to work
