Today's Horriblescope

[captain_phil]

Today you should have a lot of physical energy and stamina, PHILLIP. It will be a good day for doing heavy chores around the house. If you have been putting off tasks like clearing out closets or emptying out the garage or basement, now is the time to address them. You'll feel good as you work up a sweat and get these things done. You'll enjoy the feeling of being grounded in your body.