some swipage...

[captain_phil]

stolen from none other than the lovely sharkbait
**edited after sharkbait spotted a few errors**




I assume that the directions are something like "put an X where appropriate" :)

[ ] I am shorter than 5'4.
[X] I think I'm ugly sometimes.
[ ] I have many scars.
[X] I tan easily.
[ ] I wish my hair was a different color.
[ ] I have friends who have never seen my natural hair color.
[] I have a tattoo.
[] I am self-conscious about my appearance.
[ ] have/I've had braces.
[X] wear glasses.
[] I would get plastic surgery if it were 100 safe, free of cost, and
scar-free.
[X] I've been told I'm attractive by a complete stranger.
[ ] I have more than 2 piercings.
[] I have piercings in places besides my ears.
[x ] I have freckles.

Family/Home Life

[] I've sworn at my parents.
[ ] I've run away from home.
[ ] I've been kicked out of the house.
[ ] My biological parents are together.
[ ] I have a sibling less than one year old.
[] I've had children.
[ ] I've lost a child.


School/Work

[ ] I'm in school.
[X] I have a job.
[X ] I've fallen asleep at work/school.
[ ] I almost always do my homework.
[X] I've missed a week or more of school.
[ ] I've been on the Honor Roll within the last 2 years.
[ ] I failed more than 1 class last year.
[ ] I've stolen something from my job
[] I've been fired.

Embarrassment

[ ] I've slipped out a "lol" in a spoken conversation.
[X ] Disney movies still make me cry.
[ ] I've peed from laughing.
[X] I've snorted while laughing.
[X] I've laughed so hard I've cried.
[X] I've glued my hand to something (to a piece of plastic, gotta love superglue)
[] I've laughed till some kind of beverage came out of my nose.
[X] I've had my pants rip/drop in public (in a customers house!)

Health

[ ] I was born with a disease/impairment.
[X] I've gotten stitches.
[ ] I've broken a bone.
[] I've had my tonsils removed.
[] I've sat in a doctors office with a friend.
[ ] I've had my wisdom teeth removed.
[ ] I had a serious surgery.
[X] I've had chicken pox.


Traveling

[X] I've driven over 200 miles in one day.
[X] I've been on a plane.
[ ] I've been to Canada.
[ ] I've been to Mexico.
[ ] I've been to Niagara Falls.
[ ] I've been to Japan.
[ ] I've Celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans. (nope, only Jazz Fest)
[ ] I've been to Europe.
[ ] I've been to Africa.


Experiences

[ ] I've gotten lost in my city.
[x ] I've seen a shooting star.
[ ] I've wished on a shooting star.
[x ] I've seen a meteor shower.
[ ] I've gone out in public in my pajamas.
[X] I've pushed all the buttons on an elevator
[x] I've kicked a guy where it hurts.(I took Kung Fu fora while)
[x] I've been to a casino.
[ ] I've been skydiving.
[X] I've gone skinny dipping.
[ ] I've played spin the bottle.
[x ] I've drank a whole gallon of milk in one hour.
[ ] I've crashed a car.
[ ] I've been SNOWBOARDING.
[X] I've been in a play.
[X] I've met someone in person from the internet.
[X] I've caught a snowflake on my tongue.
[ ] I've seen the Northern Lights.
[X] I've sat on a roof top at night.
[ ] I've played chicken.
[X] I've played a prank on someone.
[X] I've ridden in a taxi.
[X] I've seen the Rocky Horror Picture Show.
[X] I've eaten Sushi.


Relationships

[x ] I'm single
[X] I'm in a relationship.
[ ] I'm engaged.
[] I'm married.
[X] I've gone on a blind date. (only once.
[ ] I've been the dumpee more than the dumper.
[X] I miss someone right now.
[X] I have a fear of abandonment.
[] I've cheated in a relationship.
[ ] I've gotten divorced
[] I've had feelings for someone who didn't have them back.
[ ] I've told someone I loved them when I didn't.
[] I've told someone I didn't love them when I did.
[] I've kept something from a past relationship.

Sexuality

[] I've had a crush on someone of the same sex
[X] I've had a crush on a teacher/sub (dated one even)*EDIT* She wasn't my teacher, but she was employed as a teacher*
[X] I am a cuddler.
[X] I've been kissed in the rain. *aww..
[] I've hugged a stranger.
[] I have kissed a stranger.


Honesty/Crime

[] I've done something I promised someone else I wouldn't
X] I've done something I promised myself I wouldn't.
[ ] I've snuck out of my house.
[] I have lied to my parents about where I am.
[] I am keeping a secret from the world.
[ ] I've cheated while playing a game.
[ ] I've cheated on a test.
[X] I've run a red light.
[ ] I've been suspended from school.
[ ] I've witnessed a crime.
[ ] I've been in a fist fight.
[ ] I've been arrested.
[ ] I've shoplifted.



Death and Suicide

[X] I'm afraid of dying.
[] I hate funerals.
[] I've seen someone dying.
[] Someone close to me has attempted suicide.
[] Someone close to me has committed suicide.
[ ] I've planned my own suicide.
[ ] I've attempted suicide.
[ ] I've written a eulogy for myself.

Materialism

[ ] I own over 5 rap CDs.
[x ] I own iPod or MP3 player.
[ ] I have an unhealthy obsession with anime/manga.
[ ] I own multiple designer purses, costing over $100 a piece.
[X] I own something from Hot Topic.
[ ] I own something from Pac Sun.
[] I collect comic books.
[ ] I own something from The Gap.
[X] I own something I got on e-bay.
[ ] I own something from Abercrombie.
[ ] I own something from Hollister


Random

[x ] I can sing well. (I've been told I can)
[ ] I've stolen a tray from a fast food restaurant.
[ ] I open up to others easily.
[X] I watch the news.
[ ] I don't kill bugs.
[X] I hate hearing songs that sacrifice meaning for the sake of being
able to rhyme.
[X] I curse regularly.
[X] I sing in the shower.
[x ] I am a morning person.
[] I paid for my cell phone ring tone.
[ ] I'm a snob about grammar.
[ ] I am a sports fanatic.
[ ] I twirl my hair
[ ] I have "x"s in my screen name
[ ] I love being neat
[] I love Spam
[? ] I've copied more than 30 CD's in a day(I'm sure I've been close)
[X ] I bake well.(I'm a masterbaker)
[x ] My favorite color is either white, yellow, pink, red or blue.
[ ] I would wear pajamas to school.
[ x] I like Martha Stewart.
[X] I know how to shoot a gun.
[ ] I am in love with love.
[ ] I am guilty of tYpInG lIkE tHiS.
[X] I laugh at my own jokes. (all my friends have heard them all so many times someone has to laugh..)
[X] I eat fast food weekly.
[X] I believe in ghosts.
[ ] I am online 24/7, even as an away message.
[ ] I've not turned anything in and still got an A in a certain class.
[ ] I can't sleep if there is a spider in the room.
[xxxx ] I am really ticklish.
[ ] I love white chocolate.
[ ] I bite my nails.
[X] I play video games.
[X] I'm good at remembering faces.
[ ] I'm good at remembering names...just not names and faces
together...lol
[ ] I'm good at remembering dates.
[X] I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life.

X] My answers are totally honest.