Humpday Funny!
Jul. 26th, 2006 07:06 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
captain_philfrom Emule...
An unattractive, mean spirited woman barged into
Walmart with her two kids. Shoving her way past
several customers waiting to get carts, she demanded
of the Walmart Greeter, "Go through those carts and
find me one that doesn't need oiling for once!"
"Yes, Ma'am, happy to oblige," said the Greeter. He
chose a cart for her.
"Here you are, Ma'am. I hope this one is okay."
"If you'd move out of the way, I could find out!"
snapped the woman.
"Sorry, Ma'am," the Greeter said, standing aside. "You
and the twins have a nice day."
The woman halted. "They're not twins, you moron! They
don't even look alike."
The greeter agreed. "No they don't, Ma'am. I just find
it hard to believe you got laid twice."
An unattractive, mean spirited woman barged into
Walmart with her two kids. Shoving her way past
several customers waiting to get carts, she demanded
of the Walmart Greeter, "Go through those carts and
find me one that doesn't need oiling for once!"
"Yes, Ma'am, happy to oblige," said the Greeter. He
chose a cart for her.
"Here you are, Ma'am. I hope this one is okay."
"If you'd move out of the way, I could find out!"
snapped the woman.
"Sorry, Ma'am," the Greeter said, standing aside. "You
and the twins have a nice day."
The woman halted. "They're not twins, you moron! They
don't even look alike."
The greeter agreed. "No they don't, Ma'am. I just find
it hard to believe you got laid twice."
