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captain_philSteely Dan demands an apology from Owen Wilson. And Owen Wilson responds. I think someone should make Owen Wilson apologize for playing the same character in all his movies.
and pssst here's a secret...Fagen and Becker have a really fucked up sense of humor. Maybe this could be one of their bizarre jokes? Kinda like their campaign to get in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame a few years ago.
Here's some stuff that amused me
Hot
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
Happy
A couple is lying in bed.
The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
Washing
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
Work yesterday was customer service, pretty much running all over the tristate, I found a damaged amplifier housing, but held off on changing it out until today. I was starting to show early signs of heatstroke so I found some shade before calling in the job. I ventured out last night and bought a 5 gallon water jug, and have it squared away in the truck. The fun part will be getting it filled and putting it back. On the new truck, there's space for a water cooler, but the new truck is still up in PA, but that's another story.
Whoo, Heat index of 105!
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puck_nut and ratherberidin12, be careful, have fun and drink plenty of water! I'll be doing two of those three things today, and odds are I won't be having fun!
You are full of determination today, PHILLIP! There is every indication that you have finally reached the point where you are able to draw a straight and narrow line regarding your career, and follow it without wavering. Nevertheless, you should try and lighten up a bit; otherwise you run the risk of wearing yourself out!
and pssst here's a secret...Fagen and Becker have a really fucked up sense of humor. Maybe this could be one of their bizarre jokes? Kinda like their campaign to get in the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame a few years ago.
Here's some stuff that amused me
Hot
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack says as he stepped out of the shower, "honey, what do you think the neighbors would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
Happy
A couple is lying in bed.
The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world."
The woman replies, "I'll miss you..."
Washing
One day my housework-challenged husband decided to wash his Sweatshirt.
Seconds after he stepped into the laundry room, he shouted to me, "What setting do I use on the washing machine?"
"It depends," I replied. "What does it say on your shirt?"
He yelled back, "University of Oklahoma."
Work yesterday was customer service, pretty much running all over the tristate, I found a damaged amplifier housing, but held off on changing it out until today. I was starting to show early signs of heatstroke so I found some shade before calling in the job. I ventured out last night and bought a 5 gallon water jug, and have it squared away in the truck. The fun part will be getting it filled and putting it back. On the new truck, there's space for a water cooler, but the new truck is still up in PA, but that's another story.
Whoo, Heat index of 105!
puck_nut and ratherberidin12, be careful, have fun and drink plenty of water! I'll be doing two of those three things today, and odds are I won't be having fun!You are full of determination today, PHILLIP! There is every indication that you have finally reached the point where you are able to draw a straight and narrow line regarding your career, and follow it without wavering. Nevertheless, you should try and lighten up a bit; otherwise you run the risk of wearing yourself out!
