Yeah right!

[captain_phil]

Horriblescope Du You might want to celebrate with your romantic partner, PHILLIP. You'll be in the mood for love. If you are single right now, you could invite someone special to join you for a nice dinner. Or you might prefer to go to a party and to do a little dancing. You'll want to express affection and have fun flirting. Your passionate side could take over, and you'll have a great time.

I got up at 4 this morning, and have to get a tooth filled after work today, nothing in this horriblescope holds true for me!