hey a horriblescope that is true!

[captain_phil]

Today, you can't help but look around your home and see areas in dire need of improvement. How long has that sofa had that tear in it, PHILLIP? And has the wall color always been this dingy shade of taupe? Today you are inspired to clean up, clear out the clutter and begin to shape a space that reflects more of who you truly are. When in doubt, hire a decorator!

It doesn't mention anything about lawn care though